Are You Not Entertained?!?!

Some points of discussion:

1. Translation: "If you have an inflated ego, we want you."

2. There are only 2 actions of any consequence in this world:
(1) writing
(2) everything else

3.
"natural" - synthetic applicants need not apply
"hyperactive" - doorknobs are disqualified
"human" - if your specie is not homo sapien, don't even bother (for the chimps reading this ad, sorry...)

4. (ok, 2 points for this actually....)
a) whatever happened to saying 5 feet, 6 inches?
b) (courtesy of a friend) 66 inches seems to connote something else...

5. WHO DOESN'T?!?!?!

6. It's "Master of NONE", genius. (I'll give them one thing though, at least whoever quoted it knows how to count.)

7. Let's put it this way, your boss comes up to you and REQUIRES you to work long hours... What do you do? (Like you have a choice, right?)

Welcome to the Club

I know stranger things are out there.

But sometimes, one can't help but wonder:
How was this even possible?

WANT AD

..and while it isn't indicated, a pleasing personality does help...

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