It's THAT time of the year...

...when little (and not so little kids) go to the store and buy new school supplies.

I found myself having to go to National Bookstore this morning.
It was a quick chore: Buy one item, pay for it, then getting on with my normal life.

Or so I thought.

I knew it was a mistake to dwell in the specialty paper section.





But. I. couldn't. help. it.

All it took was one look at those packs of embossed boards and I fell into the school supply blackhole.

Estimated shopping time: 5 minutes
Actual time spent: 1 hour and 15 minutes

Most women spend their window shopping time at boutiques and malls. They can lose track of time looking through shoes, dresses, bags and all sorts of accessory knick-knacks.

I, on the other hand, could care less about shoes and dresses.
My big vice are school supplies followed by home improvement stuff as a close second.

The way some girls get excited about a new fashion line is the same enthusiasm I get over the newest stationery items from 3M or Stradmore.

Say, for example, there's now COLORED plastic cover. The same transparent (& boring) plastic sheets we used to cover our textbooks and notebooks now come in fun colors of red, blue, green and yellow! (Kids today never had it so good...)

There's also a line of rabbit-ear paper clips that come in every imaginable shape. From apples to zebras, they've got it!

I almost bought this huge, oversized (can you say redundant?) paper clip (about 6 inches wide) with the words "BIG CLIP" on it. I'm guessing the manufacturer wanted to make it clear just what the item was in case you haven't seen a paper clip since 1955.

And let's not even get started on glue!

As I write this, I'm only starting to realize the depth of my geek-iness.
Oh well. I suppose things could be worse.

I could start obssessing about bookends.




Oh wait. I already do.

Crap.