Porn for Art Directors

There is probably no guy in the world working with graphics who doesn't drool for a Mac. Sure, some would play it cool and pretend they're fine with their PCs. But in the secret enclaves of their cubicles, you'll see them

indulging their deepest,
darkest
desires...

...to acquire the sickest, upgraded Mac EVER.

So when I came across adhack's Creative Beef and how 3 of his Art Directors came out with the ultimate pimp'd out Mac Pro, they came up with these specs:

2 units, 2.8GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon
8 units, 4GB RAM
1 unit, Mac Pro RAID Card
4 units, 1TB 7200-rpm Serial ATA 3Gb/s
1 unit, NVIDIA Quadro FX 5600 1.5GB
2 units, 16x SuperDrives
2 units, Apple Cinema HD Display (30" flat panel)
1 unit, Apple Wireless Mighty Mouse
1 unit, Apple Wireless Keyboard (Western Spanish) + User's Guide
1 unit, AirPort Extreme Card (Wi-Fi)
1 unit, Quad Channel 4Gb Fibre Channel PCI Express Card
1 unit, Apple USB Modem
iWork '08 preinstalled
Final Cut Express preinstalled
Aperture preinstalled
Logic Express preinstalled
AppleCare Protection Plan for Mac Pro (w/or w/o Display) - Auto-enroll
Mac OS X Server (Unlimited-Client)
1-year Family Pack subscription
Xsan 2
HP Photosmart C7280 All-in-One Printer, Scanner, Copier

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And for the low, low price of ONLY


Yep, for the price of a very decent new car (PhP 1,227,997.22), you can have this baby.

Or at least until the next Keynote Speech.